Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Off the Chain

This is a parody of Selena Gomez's song "[Your Love Is] Off the Chain"

Racing
He's shaken up my pacing
Because your dog is chasing
It's your dog I know
Running
Because I saw him coming
Barking he's so cunning
O why did you let him go?
A thousand hounddogs barking I can
Hear the catcher parking as he
Calls his name
Your Rover's off the chain
The bitches go so crazy and you
Find his speed amazing and I
Can explain
Your Rover's off the chain
Coming
Your setter keeps on coming
He bites my ankle, crushing
Skin and bone and so much more
Just when
When I least expect it
He makes me feel bone-naked
Like nothing I felt before
I'm not the type who gets crazy for setters
Odds of my trippin' have just got better
Limping in the leg your dog did get—grrr
For Rover
Your rover
Changes everything
Everything is changed
Everything is changed
Everything is changed
Your Rover's off the chain

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