I Won't Swallow These Pies

Due to the interest shown in my other parodies of Selena Gomez, I'm posting this one even though it was written some time ago.  It parodies her song "I Won't Apologize [for who I am]"


You gave me some dessert
And I thought that I would eat
You were servin' deservin'
No one to eat your pies
It's all yam and crust
It's not the pie that we discussed
No its not the same thing
I guess it is pure yam and pure yuck
I can't eat what you want me to eat
I'm sorry for chewin'
I'm sorry I had to have a taste
Believe me it's better than your pumpkin jam
But I won't swallow these pies made out of yam
Remember at the go
You said it was made from potato
But it wasn't the 'tato
That you knew I did know, and
I tried to accept it
I didn't know it was so bad
But it was, and I won't
Swallow it 'cause it sure don't make me glad
I will even have to spit it
I'm sorry for chewin'
I'm sorry I had to have a taste
Believe me it's better than your pumpkin jam
But I won't swallow these pies made out of yam
I think the taste
Is total waste
'Cause I couldn't spit out the pie with enough haste
It was disgraced
I don't want it to be graced
Sorry
Throw it out I won't taste it again
I'm sorry for chewin'
I'm sorry I had to have a taste
Believe me it's better than your pumpkin jam
But I won't swallow these pies made out of yam
I'm sorry for chewin'
I'm sorry I had to have a taste
Believe me it's better than your pumpkin jam
Why should I swallow these pies?
No I won't swallow these pies made out of yam