Crush®

Parody of Selena Gomez's song "[It was just a] Crush"


I guess I should have known it wasn't gonna end okay
Cola is caffeine-loaded but I like it just that way
A bomb that's ticking with neither one of us to taste
Just like a countdown ready to blow
I sat around and thought how I wanted to taste that brew
No matter what you think, everyone does not like this brew
You think I'd like something but Coke®, baby it's not true
Caffeinate me
The orange tastes like dust
I didn't get a rush
It was Orange Crush®
I cry when I drink such
I have tasted too much
I'll throw away the pop there's nothing that I'll use
The thing I never wanted to drink I owe it all to you
I just won't help myself
It's just what you drink 'Cause this is orange, not a Coke®
Caffeinate me
The orange tastes like dust
I didn't get a rush
It was Orange Crush®
I cry when I drink such
I have tasted too much
You'll be fine, just find another to give this pop
Won't be long until they're more than ready to stop