My Dear Llama

Parody of Selena Gomez' "My Dilemma"

You make me so upset sometimes
I think that I'll leave you behind
The transportation goes nowhere
Cuz you're never gonna take me there
You won't go where I'd go
And I know you're no ride for me
You won't go where I'd go
Still I know that you're the pet for me
You are my dear llama
I really do love ya
And I really do want my pet
My-my-my dear llama
From the moment I bought ya
I just can't make you be my ride
And I bought myself a whip for you
But I find myself attracted to my dear llama
My dear llama
It's you
Your trips have made a thousand slips
But I believed that we could come to grips
I give you directions but you won't obey
I guess I'm hoping you were born that way
I must walk without you
My legs and my feet
The way they pound against the street
I must walk without you
But I don't wanna
I don't wanna, oh
You make me so upset sometimes . . .