Wednesday, July 20, 2011

2 + 2 Limericks

This is a throw-away, but doing it mildly amused me.  I had just read a bunch of limericks from a couple books I have a mathematical literature.


A young girl that I adore
tells me 2 + 2 = 4.
      I tell her it's true,
      but what can I do
when she proves to be such a bore?

This young girl says 3 + 3
= 6, and I agree.
      A mathematician
      may love such addition,
but I must confess that's not me.

She says 4 + 4 = 8.
It's something I cannot debate,
      but it bores me stiff.
      My dear girl, if
you'd sing 4 / 4 time, 'twould be great.

Is addition all you can do
with numbers?  Songs have numbers too
      You have a great voice,
      so sing: I'll rejoice
in numbers, and more adore you.

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